MS. UNIVERSE PINOY PUN

I was searching my email for some work-related stuff when I happened to see an old forwarded email from a friend in Toronto:

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MS. UNIVERSE INTRO

Gutom ako, gutom kayo, gutom tayong lahat, HUNGARY !

Ola viola kaserola, tinola saranggola arinola ni lola, VENEZUELA!

Boom ! Kaboom ! Kablam ! AFGHANISTAN !

Malay mo, malay nya, malay nating lahat, MALAYSIA !

Baha doon, baha dito, baha sa buong mundo, BAHAMAS !

Hindi sa'kin, hindi sa'yo, kanino sya?  KENYA !

One way, two way, there's no other way, NORWAY !

May sibuyas at  bawang, ano na lang ang kulang?  CHILE !

Not duck, not chicken.  Definitely, TURKEY !

Hindi tuldok, hindi kudlit, walang iba kundi, KUWAIT !

Para kay nanay, para kay tatay, para walang away, PARAGUAY !

Binulgar mo, binulgar nya, magkabulgaran na, BULGARIA !

Tama man kami o mali, tama rin palagi, CZECH REPUBLIC !

Kami, laging mali, MALI !

Ana Roces, Romnick Sarmienta, Shyr Valdez, LAOS !

Gaano man kalinaw mata mo, hindi mo mahahanap ang bansa ko, TUVALU !

Roooaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr ! MADAGASCAR !

Holdap 'to, lahat kayo, hostage ko, SOMALIA !

Pagkabilang kong tatlo, sasabog na ako, IRAQ !

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Just for laughs, guys.  Peace out :D